m0rphlne:

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

THIS
THIS
OH MY FUCK

(Source: okaywork, via reallifezombies)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via thebabyshitter)